- Gymnastics judges who award medals to girls who fall on their knees and not to ones who take a teensey little step.
- Track athletes running around sweating on their nation’s flag.
- A (mic’d) coach who berates his athlete for winning a silver medal a mere 4 years after picking up the sport of pole vaulting.
- The female announcer for diving.
- How much time I’ve spent in front of the tv in the last two weeks.