Forget donkeys vs. elephants, folks, this is like my personal h-e-double-hockey-sticks. Choose between bacon and fries? That’s like asking me to choose a favorite of my nieces and nephews…. or Texas & Washington!!
In all seriousness, this was an election for state senate in Colorado. Bacon won. I would have had to skip that little box on the ballot. I could never really choose. Can’t I have some bacon with my fries???